Mastercrap

I know it's a TV show, but really, every single cook needs every single second?

Not once did someone finish early and just go sit on the steps and say "It tastes fucking great, it looks fucking great, I'm not going to pretend for the cameras, I'm going to go sit down over here for a few minutes, feel free to not film me".

And now you know why I will never be a TV chef.

 

Pre-Watch

I used to pre-watch TV shows so I knew where the sexual content scenes started.

Then I would pretend it was the first time I saw the episode when I watched it with my Daughter.  If an uncomfortable scene would come on I would get up about 15 seconds before and go to the bathroom.  Then about the same time the scene was over I would return.

I did this for many years.