The irony of Congressmen getting shot is that they are in the best country in the world to handle gun shots.
Dennis Rodman will be the "amabassador".
I hope every Londoner comes out for Trumps visit and gives him the two finger salute.
Not by skill, but by sheer dumb luck.
Don't poke the bear Donald, if CBS reporters are willing to stand up to you one day, sooner or later, all your secrets will come out.
What do you think all those journalists went to school? To write down quote from Spicer? I doubt it, who would trust those shifty eyes.
Journalism is in decline because of social media, the reporters think it helps them but it doesn't. It's just easier than getting an actual quote from a source.
Get back to investigative reporting and blow the lid off this thing somebody.
Ok Pence is not running the country.
Next prediction is that Trump is actually going to meet and negotiate with Kim John Un
If he does, I suspect he will actually suceed!
By the end of April 2017, Pence will be President and all of the Trump team will be gone.
Would I sell out to Trump for a free hotel room?
Depends on how long I get the room for:
1 Year = Yes
1 Month = Yes
1 Day = No
Trump will start a war in Korea to get rid of all the scrutiny.
Easy solution for the USA.
Replace Presidency with Royal Family, Trump becomes a King and figurehead while real men do the work behind the scenes (not his existing team).
Can someone create an app that converts what Donald says to what he means?
If you could have it work on everyone instead of just Donald I'll definatly buy.
Putin Kills people and nobody does anything, Trump Tweets about his rival and there are senate hearings or whatever the fuck they are called.
Is this not getting a bit ridiculous? Trump isn't going to apologize, move on already.
I was wondering about Canadian bacon the other day, because that is what you do when you are homeless and living on the street in your North Face hoodie and MEC clothing and gear.
I think it's a boneless pork loin that is cured in the bacon process.
This seems reasonable because I know that is a more expensive cut of meat but I'm not really sure.
However, I've decided that instead of Googling it and finding the truth I'm just gonna start telling that story as I used to be a butcher so I have some real deep insight into this subject matter.
I normally use it as a pickup line so I'll let everyone know how it goes.
I post this under the Trump category as I think he would approve on all my actions/comments.
God Bless you Donald
(I"m looking for sponsors)
This Tweet is 33% True, 33% False, 31% Satire, 1% Crap, 1% Pure Genius, and 1% Unknown.
That would answer any possible question from the press.
President Donald J. Trump,
You can have this advice (and now copywritten material) for free! No charge between buds.
I can see your tower from my balcony.
(And if you feel like it I could use a free room at your hotel next month)
Why does Trump in these "listening sessions" feel the need to read out what sound like facts that someone has told him as background information.
The [name of organization] was formed in 19xx