Trump should use my example as a Tweet disclaimer.
This Tweet is 33% True, 33% False, 31% Satire, 1% Crap, 1% Pure Genius, and 1% Unknown.
That would answer any possible question from the press.
President Donald J. Trump,
You can have this advice (and now copywritten material) for free! No charge between buds.
I can see your tower from my balcony.
(And if you feel like it I could use a free room at your hotel next month)