Trump should use my example as a Tweet disclaimer.

This Tweet is 33% True, 33% False, 31% Satire, 1% Crap, 1% Pure Genius, and 1% Unknown.

That would answer any possible question from the press.


President Donald J. Trump,

You can have this advice (and now copywritten material) for free!  No charge between buds.

I can see your tower from my balcony. 

(And if you feel like it I could use a free room at your hotel next month)

Thanks!